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Entries Tagged ‘gay’

Top Gun is the Best movie ever!

this is brilliant! tarantino nails it!

Why Do Dogs have to be Normal in Public

What makes this gay? If my dog could sing, he wouldn’t have to hide it. I would let him sing all the time. In the bank, in the parking lot, on the beach pier, whereever he can make me money. And when the government takes him away to test on him, hopefully I’ll have enough [...]

Never Vaction in Japan

Why this is gay… Dude….Dude… I’m just trying to relax and get warm after hitting a tree while skiing and you wanna do this to me? That just f***ed up. Do you realize its snowing outside… and I am naked… and there are people outside! What the hell is wrong with you! Oh, I get [...]

We’re Not Safe Anymore

Why this is gay? Here in America, we have worked long and hard to keep sexual content and sexual situations out of our television shows as well as other place that “porn” does not belong. However, sex keep sneaking into place where it’s not supposed to belong. If you don’t believe me, take a look:

Now [...]

Vin Diesel takes you to school

Why This Is Gay?: You all know awesome action and sci fi star Vin Diesel right? Big arms, huge shoulders, bald head, and the girlies love him… before they saw this video.

P.S. He plays Dungeons and Dragons

The Darndest Things Teenagers Will Do

crazy kid slams into sign

What Makes This Gay: The video moves pretty fast so lets see if you saw what I saw: Johnny, probably high on PCP, jumps into the back of his friend Macho’s pick-up truck. They got to the local Sonic and get a chili boat and watermelon Sprite. They met Roscoe and [...]

Seat Belt Check

What Makes This Gay: Lets not pay attention to the hilarious fat kid to the right and his screams of agony and fear for his life. Let us pay attention to the adult on the left. This adult looks like some form of caretaker but from the video I would say otherwise. She is having [...]

Take a Little Wii

What makes this gay: Come on man! Here you are playing this game with this hot girl and you have to take it upstairs? You already got her playing video games with you, you’re 3/4th’s of the way there. Just toss you controller on the couch, rub your hands in her beautiful red hair, and [...]

Our Future President?

via videosift.com

Why This is Gay: What do you get when you an old war vet with a suburban mother of 5 from Alaska…a Disney movie waiting to happen. And if that weren’t enough, wait until the sequel starring her grandchild’s father. This get the Gay Stamp of Approval

Sith Rejects

Most people know that George Lucus is a kooky genius with a wild and crazy mind, but how I ask, HOW in the world do you reject these names for what could have been the most iconic characters in Star Wars history. Darth-ner Tube is easily the most popular American icon ever if created. This [...]