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HP is Racist

Who knew tech juggernaut HP are a bunch of racist bigots? Not me that’s for sure. I bet if the black person in the video was stealing the printer USB cable you’d track that. That’s why Apple has taken off like it has. They at least fake liking black people. I’ll remember this when considering [...]

I am Man, Here Me Roar!

I don’t want this! A world where people look at me like some sort of object. I am a person damnit! I like playing video games, watching football, drinking beer, and reading the paper in the john. I am more than just cock and balls! 

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Parenting 101: Schools in Session

None of that pansy “Timeout,” or “No more Warcraft for you.” You want your kids respect? Beat his ass with a 2×4. Slam his head into the ground a couple times, that’ll knock some sense into to ‘em. If that doesn’t do the trick, fuck it, kick’em square in the forehead. That’ll teach not to [...]

Adam Lambert, Your Hero

Aside from kissing gender undefined keyboardist and outfitting himself in a Lady Gaga costume circa Winter 2008, Adam Lambert really has it going for himself. A no talent, screaming at the top of his lungs, Tool Academy Season 3 favorite to get kicked off first could only come from one place right? American Idol! At [...]

Redneck Fantasy 182 – Jump Car Over TV

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! You’ll see Thrills and Chills and bone crushing Spills! But wait there’s MORE! Truck-a-sauras LIVE! So if you wanna see monster trucks smashing cars, crazy clowns on stilts, and wacky rednecks jumping old televisions, you can only get that in one place… Texas!

Walk It Out Grandma. Walk It Out.

Check this… This video was made in the 60’s. The fucking 60’s. There is no way, NO WAY, that it should be so in sync as it is. But…. wait a minute…

…it goes exactly with this song as well. WTF! And it works with this on too!!!

I Call Shenanigans

Blurring the line between what is real and what is fake has been a staple of Hollywood forever. Its cool to see the this stuff on the big screen, but when you have jackasses bullshiting people with dumb shit is where I draw the line. This video is fake. Your not Steven Spielberg and your [...]

Anti- Sniper Suit

Seriously, I need one for Christmas. This is one of the most awesome things I’ve ever seen. Make sure Obama gets one of those.

A Fine Piece of Art

555 KUBIK | facade projection | from urbanscreen on Vimeo.

This is a work of art. I wish I had a house like this. Moving windows, adjustable walls, and all around awesomeness. Most importantly, my kid could put it on Teen Cribs

Man’s Game Bitch

via videosift.com

This is the best beat down I’ve ever scene. Guns are for pussies. If you can’t man up when you talk shit, then don’t talk shit. A gun is not gonna make you hard, it’ll just expose you for the pussy you are.