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I am Man, Here Me Roar!

I don’t want this! A world where people look at me like some sort of object. I am a person damnit! I like playing video games, watching football, drinking beer, and reading the paper in the john. I am more than just cock and balls! 

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Adam Lambert, Your Hero

Aside from kissing gender undefined keyboardist and outfitting himself in a Lady Gaga costume circa Winter 2008, Adam Lambert really has it going for himself. A no talent, screaming at the top of his lungs, Tool Academy Season 3 favorite to get kicked off first could only come from one place right? American Idol! At [...]

Top Gun is the Best movie ever!

this is brilliant! tarantino nails it!

Man’s Game Bitch

via videosift.com

This is the best beat down I’ve ever scene. Guns are for pussies. If you can’t man up when you talk shit, then don’t talk shit. A gun is not gonna make you hard, it’ll just expose you for the pussy you are.

Never Watching Soccer (Futbol) The Same Again

Heterosexual men beware. This is what American men do is soccer practice. I don’t make this stuff, I just talk about it. Watch you bums and bullocks in the locker room or if you are a bit curious… Have at it.

W.O.W.

You may have seen the crazies on the likes of Oprah, Maury, and Jenny Jones. These people are medication level addicted to World of Warcraft. But none of them take it up the ass like this kid when his mother cancels his account. Pwned

Why Do Dogs have to be Normal in Public

What makes this gay? If my dog could sing, he wouldn’t have to hide it. I would let him sing all the time. In the bank, in the parking lot, on the beach pier, whereever he can make me money. And when the government takes him away to test on him, hopefully I’ll have enough [...]

Never Vaction in Japan

Why this is gay… Dude….Dude… I’m just trying to relax and get warm after hitting a tree while skiing and you wanna do this to me? That just f***ed up. Do you realize its snowing outside… and I am naked… and there are people outside! What the hell is wrong with you! Oh, I get [...]

We’re Not Safe Anymore

Why this is gay? Here in America, we have worked long and hard to keep sexual content and sexual situations out of our television shows as well as other place that “porn” does not belong. However, sex keep sneaking into place where it’s not supposed to belong. If you don’t believe me, take a look:

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Vin Diesel takes you to school

Why This Is Gay?: You all know awesome action and sci fi star Vin Diesel right? Big arms, huge shoulders, bald head, and the girlies love him… before they saw this video.

P.S. He plays Dungeons and Dragons