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HP is Racist

Who knew tech juggernaut HP are a bunch of racist bigots? Not me that’s for sure. I bet if the black person in the video was stealing the printer USB cable you’d track that. That’s why Apple has taken off like it has. They at least fake liking black people. I’ll remember this when considering [...]

I am Man, Here Me Roar!

I don’t want this! A world where people look at me like some sort of object. I am a person damnit! I like playing video games, watching football, drinking beer, and reading the paper in the john. I am more than just cock and balls! 

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Hot Asian Girl Goes Ape S*** on PS3

Holy Shit on a Stick! There are several sacred in this world. 2 of them being Messing With Another Man’s Fries…

Start Video @ 3:20

The other is fucking with the game box. You do not fuck with the game box, especially when we are gaming on the game box. Bills and and or lack of [...]

Parenting 101: Schools in Session

None of that pansy “Timeout,” or “No more Warcraft for you.” You want your kids respect? Beat his ass with a 2×4. Slam his head into the ground a couple times, that’ll knock some sense into to ‘em. If that doesn’t do the trick, fuck it, kick’em square in the forehead. That’ll teach not to [...]

Adam Lambert, Your Hero

Aside from kissing gender undefined keyboardist and outfitting himself in a Lady Gaga costume circa Winter 2008, Adam Lambert really has it going for himself. A no talent, screaming at the top of his lungs, Tool Academy Season 3 favorite to get kicked off first could only come from one place right? American Idol! At [...]

Redneck Fantasy 182 – Jump Car Over TV

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! You’ll see Thrills and Chills and bone crushing Spills! But wait there’s MORE! Truck-a-sauras LIVE! So if you wanna see monster trucks smashing cars, crazy clowns on stilts, and wacky rednecks jumping old televisions, you can only get that in one place… Texas!

Who Wants to Have Sex with A Millionaire

Problem: A middle aged woman in her sexual prime, starved of any sexual encounters due to her busy life style and uninterested husband that has twice sexed up the nanny. Solution: A young hunky naval pilot that is obviously uncomfortable with your sexual advances, but is willing take one for the team of himself.

Internet Anonymity Doesn’t Apply to Google

Whow there Google. Just because 12 year olds race bash in Youtube comments doesn’t mean you can get away with it. No wonder Europeans at Disneyland clutch their man purses whenever they see black people. Dave Chapelle doesn’t need your money Hans. And here I thought that the world was changing for the better. Reformed [...]

Walk It Out Grandma. Walk It Out.

Check this… This video was made in the 60’s. The fucking 60’s. There is no way, NO WAY, that it should be so in sync as it is. But…. wait a minute…

…it goes exactly with this song as well. WTF! And it works with this on too!!!

Road Rage Solution

For all those that don’t live in California, more specifically Los Angeles and its surrounding areas, you might not get this video. If you don’t live in high traffic areas, just imagine someone taking crap about your favorite team or the dorky kid coming to ask you out for the 80th time. Gotta gets me [...]