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Who knew tech juggernaut HP are a bunch of racist bigots? Not me that’s for sure. I bet if the black person in the video was stealing the printer USB cable you’d track that. That’s why Apple has taken off like it has. They at least fake liking black people. I’ll remember this when considering buying your HP touchscreen tablet PC vs the Apple Tablet. Bunch of racists! I swear!

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I don’t want this! A world where people look at me like some sort of object. I am a person damnit! I like playing video games, watching football, drinking beer, and reading the paper in the john. I am more than just cock and balls!

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Holy Shit on a Stick! There are several sacred in this world. 2 of them being Messing With Another Man’s Fries…

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The other is fucking with the game box. You do not fuck with the game box, especially when we are gaming on the game box. Bills and and or lack of job does not make it okay to fuck with the game box. I would rather die hungry, horny, and alone but you DO NOT fuck with the game box!!! Unless you’re a hot chick in sweatpants with a hammer.

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None of that pansy “Timeout,” or “No more Warcraft for you.” You want your kids respect? Beat his ass with a 2×4. Slam his head into the ground a couple times, that’ll knock some sense into to ‘em. If that doesn’t do the trick, fuck it, kick’em square in the forehead. That’ll teach not to leave the light on in the kitchen. WHO’S THE MASTER!?!

Parenting 102: Get to class, bitches!

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Aside from kissing gender undefined keyboardist and outfitting himself in a Lady Gaga costume circa Winter 2008, Adam Lambert really has it going for himself. A no talent, screaming at the top of his lungs, Tool Academy Season 3 favorite to get kicked off first could only come from one place right? American Idol! At least the British give us lovable, middle-aged ladies that would not be a sight for soar eyes….

… we promote screaming Calvin Klein models with a snake trying to get in his pant. I’m just sayin’

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Problem: A middle aged woman in her sexual prime, starved of any sexual encounters due to her busy life style and uninterested husband that has twice sexed up the nanny. Solution: A young hunky naval pilot that is obviously uncomfortable with your sexual advances, but is willing take one for the team of himself.

Whow there Google. Just because 12 year olds race bash in Youtube comments doesn’t mean you can get away with it. No wonder Europeans at Disneyland clutch their man purses whenever they see black people. Dave Chapelle doesn’t need your money Hans. And here I thought that the world was changing for the better. Reformed KKK members….

… black people and white people selling furniture together (http://www.altspring.com/2009/05/black-people-and-white-people/). But as long as videos like these are still around…

… there is no chance for racial equality.

Check this… This video was made in the 60’s. The fucking 60’s. There is no way, NO WAY, that it should be so in sync as it is. But…. wait a minute…

…it goes exactly with this song as well. WTF! And it works with this on too!!!